i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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