Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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