those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
not ubering you a puppy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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