Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
