If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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