I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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