his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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