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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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