so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is Oprah even human
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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