i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
