They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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