sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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