so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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