Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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