i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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