The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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