It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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