i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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