She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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