THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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