everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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