He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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