If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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