Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i think i just naturally attract stoners
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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