After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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