I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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