We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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