Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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