Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
it's like heaven, but drunker
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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