David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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