oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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