hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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