I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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