VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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