Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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