noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Found your dick twin last night
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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