is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
being pregnant is like rehab
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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