Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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