i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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