I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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