That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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