How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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