stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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