It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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