I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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