Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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