after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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