I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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