I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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