I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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