honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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