did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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