Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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